Well... What Do You Know...?

Because there are no other bloggers in my family, it falls upon me to, you guessed it... blow my own horn. (Vuvuzela sounds in the bakground) I'm 18 today! There, that's over with.
First thing'll I'll do to celebrate is to... write this post...:D

Probably by 12:00 I'll have been to the ice cream joint to have the once-a- year bannana split.

Then, by 4:00, I'll have seen "Thor", Which I ordered from Netflix specially for today.

Between the ice cream and the movie, or after the movie, or both, I will be attempting to contact my friends on Skype.

By 5:00, H-hour, I'll be eating ravioli and salad, followed by a scrumptious-sounding peanut-butter pie involving Oreo cookies and whipped cream, and opening gifts a few minutes later.

Anyway, that's what I'm doing to mark my birthday! Next year I'll mark it by seeing "The Hobbit" in the theater.

Happy (my) birthday everyone! :D

Minimun Speed 45 MPH

Funny? Check. Totally out of place? Check. Extremely dangerous unphotoshopped typo? Check.

As often happens at The Window, this is a rambling update because I forgot to post about anything worth posting about.

1. King Valun has ordered the scribes to rewrite the first part of his story. The original, negligent, scribes... have, well, been punished. Needeless to say, those who check the Archives will be notified when it is finished, and see a change.

2.  We got our first winter storm two nights ago. It amounted to frost, and slick shoes can't step outside.

3.  Next week, we get Christmas vacation! But I'm starting now...

4. Neither I nor any of my friends are watching The Crusader's Tale until it gets out here on a disk. Hurry up, SP!

5. Wishing I could make stuff for Christmas...

6.  My birthday's coming up, but more on that later...

7. Have I ever mentioned how awesome Skype is? I still like to write letters, but Skype is the best thing out there...:D.

8. My mom is officially a commercial hoagie roll supplier. Best thing is, we're the test group...:D

9.  Beyond that, it's all quiet on the western front. I will try harder to make readable posts after this...

Virtual Card

Enjoy (which in this case means dislike) this card I picked up from That Dude's blog.

  

So they reaffirmed In God We Trust, (which I hear they did) but what can that do against the society described by this card? It's a sad world out there... btw, need I say pass it on? This is an American card, but that could easily mean the problem's universal...

Twas the month before Christmas 

Not a Christian was praying       

Nor taking a stand.       

Why the PC Police had taken away       

The reason for Christmas - no one could say.      

 The children were told by their schools not to sing       

About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.       

It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say       

December 25th is just a ' Holiday'.       

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit      

 Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!       

CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod       

Something was changing, something quite odd!       

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa       

In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.       

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down       

At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.      

At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears       

You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.      
 Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty      

 Are words that were used to intimidate me.       

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen       

On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!       

At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter       

To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.       

And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith      

 Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace       

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded       

The reason for the season, stopped before it started.      

 So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'       Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.       

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say       

Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,       

not Happy Holiday!       

Please, all Christians join together and       

wish everyone you meet       

MERRY CHRISTMAS       

Christ is The Reason' for the Christ-mas Season!       

If you agree please post this on your blog, if not, simply ignore.