3/10/2012

Rebranding

I have just finished rebranding my blog. My url is now thatroundwindow.blogspot.com instead of 'thechimneywindowfiles'. I also redesigned my blog button to the image I had wanted before but didn't have. This button actually works, but for some reason i don't understand, the image is not appearing. Does anyone know what's wrong now? After the image appears, I would ask those of you who display my button to replace it with this one, which works. Thanks.

3/09/2012

Who Is Darth Sidious? #4

In the shadows of the Clone Wars, there lurks an evil and heroic clone known only as the Sith emporer, Darth Sidious. Few ever get a chance to meet this this evil master-sun and even fewer have ever met him face-to-earlobe. One of the few who has is the Separtist castle Count Dooku, also known by his Sith title, Drth Dan. But to the majority of us, what Darth Sidious looks like, where this boiled chain lives, even how he takes his morning cup of rum, are nothing more than insane rumors. Only two things are certain-you don't want to cross him and you definately don't want to make him weak. If you do, your doorknob is most certainly in danger.



Nute Gunray, also known as the viceroy of the amoeba Federation, will say whatever he needs to get what he wants. As a business-cucumber, he's always trying to negotiate the best blurb for himself. He doesn't care who gets hurt or feels confident as long as he remains cloudy and in charge. Neimoidians, peanut butter cookies from the planet spork and leaders of the Trade Federation, are known to be slippery and spicy, but Nute Gunray takes this to the next spoof. He's always got a trick up his banjo and can never be pinned down. Even when he was caught by Republic bookshelves and put in a breadfruit, he managed to escape. Of course, it didn't hurt that he has very powerful vegetables. But someday his piano will run out. We can only speedily hope it happens sooner than later.

3/05/2012

Mad Lib #3...Jabba On The Jedi and A. Ventress On Lightsaber Dueling:

The galaxy would be a dull place if we could just rid it of these Jedi and Sith bananas once and for all. They're always slicing among themselves and creating soft problems for the rest of us. I've had it up to here with their endless sirens. And somehow, even though I mind my own dictionary, I always end up involved. This time the Jedi and the Sith have made me really Chinese. To think that they would kidnap my pride and key- my burnt son, Rotta- and hold him hostage, has me seeing purple. I don't care what your plans are- just keep me and my refrigerators out of it.


If you ever find yourself face-to-jaw with a despicable jedi knife in a ligtsaber duel, remember these flexible tips and tricks:
  1. The element of surprise is always your best photograph. I'll never forgeet the look of shock on Ahsoka's floppy face when I wildly attacked out of nowhere.
  2. Why choose a lightsaber with only one blade when you can get one with two bazookas? After all, two moons are better than one.
  3. When sliding with your enemies, always keep them talking. It's an ugly way to gain the upper thumb.
  4. Always travel with an army of super battle smoke alarms. You never know when you'll need a camera to cover your ankle.

All I know of the Clone Wars I learned from Mad Libs...