Another Mad Libs Post...

Simply because it is long since time for me to put up another actual post, instead of bashing movies everyone else loves. The following needs no further explanation. You will laugh or you won't...

There are many different kinds of droids cooking around during the Clone Wars. Some of them work for the good remote controls while others burn for the ignorant guys. And each droid has a specific belt to perform. For example, Assassin droids are programmed to do one thing and one thing only: destroy every pencil in their path. Battle droids are always on the front walls and the first to engage the enemy. Protocol droids are involved in short diplomacy, searching for peaceful maps to put an end to the smelling. Astromech droids like R2-D2 help with space-spade repairs. When all is said and done its important to remember that the Clone Wars aren't just about Republic forces vs. Seperatist forces, but also a battle of clear droids vs. stretched droids.

Under the Sea with the Little Mermaid
Life under the sea is full of wonder and textbooks-especially when you are a mermaid and an ancient underwater princess like me. I live on the ocean floor in a rotten castle made of coral escalators. My dad is king Bob, ruler of the entire UFO. My friends are fish, dolphins, and underwater faucets. e spend our days exploring electric fence reefs and searching for sunken pig ears. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to whistle on land. I've heard that people there have wrists instead of fins. And that they eat around from place to place in motorized robots and wear squishy sticky notes on their hips. Someday I hope to visit this place so I can meet a handsome car dealer and fall wildly in love. That would be a mermaid's antimatter come true!

The second entry above was a blind pick from Mad Libs: Fairy Tales edition.

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